One of my favorite Dr. Seuss stories is the story of the North-Going Zax and the South-Going Zax. Here is the complete unedited story. I try and read it at least every few months. Was Dr. Seuss wise or what?
The Zax
One day, making tracks
In the prarie of Prax,
Came a North-Going Zax
And a South-Going Zax
And it happened that both of them came to a place
Where they bumped. There they stood.
Foot to foot. Face to Face.
"Look here, now!" the North-Going Zax said. "I say!
You are blocking my path. You are right in my way.
I'm a North-Going Zax, and I always go north.
Get out of my way, now, and let me go forth!"
"Who's in whose way?" snapped the South-Going Zax.
"I always go south, making south-going tracks.
So you're in MY way! And I ask you to move
And let me go south in my south-going groove."
Then the North-Going Zax puffed his chest up with pride.
"I never," he said, "take a step to one side.
And I'll prove to yhou that I won't change my ways
If I have to keep standing here fifty-nine days!"
"And I'll prove to YOU," yelled the South-Going Zax,
"That I can stand here in the prairie of Prax
For fifty-nine YEARS! For I live by a rule
That I learned as a boy back in South-Going School.
NEVER BUDGE! That's my rule. NEVER BUDGE IN THE LEAST!
NOT AN INCH TO THE WEST! NOT AN INCH TO THE EAST!
I'll stay here, not budging! I can and I will
If it makes you and me and the whole world stand still!"
Well....
Of course the world didn't stand still. The world grew.
In a couple of years, the new highway came through
And they built it right over those two stubborn Zax
And left them standing un-budged in their tracks.
The End
I feel quite confident that those of you that have read this story will never forget the drawing on the last page, and how totally stupid the two Zaxs appear because the highways are packed with traffic going all around and above them, and there they stand, clueless. Make application as you wish.....assuming the shoe fits.