DNA

Ok, I am probably going to step on some toes....but seeing as to how I am only aware of one female reader of my blog (my sweet sister-in-law) maybe it will be only 10 toes. Here is the question of the day......Why is it that women CANNOT park a vehicle? Is it in their DNA or what? When they pull in the parking space, if their posterior is sitting in between the white lines.........well the rest of the vehicle must be ok also. Yesterday I tried pulling into a spot where a woman was in the adjacent space, and sure enough her back right tire was partly over the line, which put the back of the car behind the tire entirely in my parking space......but the driver seat was in-between the white lines. If they take this cloning stuff serious, I hope they can delete or change that particular gene in our wonderful females. If space travel happens during my life time, you can bet I won't be buying any tickets for Venus. And as Mark Benton pointed out to me yesterday, most of these offenders are driving aircraft carriers on wheels. The sticker of new SUVs ought to read as follows...."for men only until parking school certificate obtained". What were the engineers thinking that drew up the plans for these B-52s? Safe to bet they don't get out much........at least in parking lots.

Ok, you get the point. I suppose their response would be that as soon as we learn to lift the lid, they will learn to park.
Fair enough. As long as they don't equate it with watching 30 hours of football on TV in the fall, we're ok.